Osama gives Fahrenheit 9-11 Two Thumbs Up!

About that new tape of Osama threatening the US again. . . .

Yeah? So I guess this means he was alive and able to see "Fahrenheit 9-11." Osama levels this criticism at President Bush.

It appeared to him that a little girl's talk about her goat and its butting was more important than the planes and their butting of the skyscrapers. That gave us three times the required time to carry out the operations, thank God.

Whatever.

(Osama, of course, would simply slit the throat of a little girl who dared display an ability to read. Infidel!)

It'd be nice to get Osama, but the global war on terrorism will not end if Osama is captured. Meanwhile, we've captured or killed two-thirds to three-fourths of al-Qaeda's leadership, disrupted their funding, and made it more difficult for them to organize. No wonder Osama is all cranky.