Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Dear Senator Boxer

Dear Senator Boxer:

Two weeks ago, the entire nation was moved to something like pity upon witnessing your brave stand against voter fraud in Ohio. Though you knew that it was impossible for John Kerry to have won in Ohio, you courageously and single-handedly halted Senate affirmation of the electoral vote and obstructed the procedure for an emotional three hours. For this we voters thank you.

Now that a more egregious instance of voter fraud has been uncovered in Wisconsin -- one that could actually change the official electoral vote total (unlike in Ohio) -- we ask that you once more stand to represent the citizens whose votes have been negated by an insidious attempt to steal an election.

Perhaps Wisconsin's Senate Democrats, Herb Kohl and Russ Feingold, could assist you in ensuring that your party works to reform the election process to prevent your constituents from stealing any more elections.

We look forward to hearing from both you and Senator Kerry on this issue, because we know that you are both strong proponents of honestly run elections, as your statements about the election fraud in Washington State show.

Much love,


At 10:01 PM, Blogger Muzzy said...

I'm sorry to inform you, sir that the girlish-voiced senator will be unable to answer your entreaty, as she is going to be spending the next several weeks in recovery, after going mano-a-mano with the intellectually superior (well, even small, cute forest animals are intellectually superior to the Senatress, really) Dr. Condi Rice, in the Senate today. Of course, like Rush Limbaugh used to humbly say of himself, Dr. Rice engaged Senator Boxhead with half her brain tied behind her back, just to make it fair. Regards.


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