One hat to rule them all, and in the playoffs bind them.

"This hat is a source of evil that, unless destroyed, will cover the fair fields of Lambeau in darkness. You must take this hat and cast it into the Cracks of Doom where it will be unmade!"

Er, . . . the only crack of doom around here belongs to Randy Moss.

"Well, uh . . . okay then, . . . you must cast it into the Black River Gorge at Big Manitou Falls, where it will sink to the bottom of the river and become very, very soggy!"

You know . . . It's a long way from Green Bay to Pattison State Park. Can't I just toss it over Copper Falls instead?

"Then bring it to the Kickapoo Indian Caverns and throw it in the bottomless pit!"

That's even farther. Look, . . . how about if I just sell it on eBay?