100 Reasons

Mitch Berg outlines 100 reasons to vote for George Bush. I'm impressed.

Some of my faves:

Because the words "Massachusetts Liberal" mean something.

Because that something is worse than "Minnesota Liberal", which itself is a horror to behold.

Because George Bush rescued "the Clinton Military" from its decline from the "Clinton Years", and just in the nick of time.


Because it'll make Michael Moore's head explode.

...not to mention Garrison Keillor, Barbra Steisand, Ira Glass, Atrios, and the whole staff of the City Pages.

Because while I've been a conservative for over 20 years, I grew up a Democrat, around enough Democrats to care what happens to the party. John F. Kennedy and Harry Truman would puke if they saw what Howard Dean and Nancy Pelosi and Michaal Moore had done with their party. If you're a responsible Democrat, so should you. Help your party re-discover its real legacy by sending John Kerry back to palookaville.